the owl

sits on him*

(the owl stares at you, and tries to peck you, but can't reach you because of your weight on top of it)

i own you now

*jumps on its back and starts to like it*

(its wings fold in and wrap around you)

*keeps petting it*

yea like people eat eggs like your egg

Oh, so you're going to eat my eggs? Well, I can't let you do that. (starts flying towards you again)

*point the spare at him*

I'm not tasty

(oh really? you think that? well it seems that the owl has a different opinion......) *the owl is coming closer......*

*the owl stops again* (hmmmmmm, you seem to be of use......) *the owl thinks for a second, and then nods*