The rascal86

Intro The rascal86 *aka me*he is a demon and a god together and his real name is roaster rascal and he is nice but if you roast him like “you look like a discalulated cricket”he will say SHUT YO INBRED DONALD TRUMP FRUIT LOOKIN HEMORRHOID LOOKIN *** UP YOU HAVEN'T SHOWERED IN SO LONG I CAN SMELL THE COLOR OF YOUR HAIR Sniff Brown... ****, THAT'S WHAT YOU SMELL LIKE YOU LOOK LIKE A GOBLIN SHARK THAT ATE THREE POUNDS OF BEANS AND THREW UP ALL OVER ITSELF YOU TAKE THE EXPRESSION "GO **** YOURSELF" TOO LITERALLY YOU'RE SO LONELY THAT THERE'S A DEAD STINKBUG ON YOUR WINDOWSILL NAMED FRED AND YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM YOU HAVE THE MENTALITY AND MATURITY OF A NINE YEAR OLD THAT DEALS DRUGS YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE IS AS DISLIKED AS A MODERN SPONGEBOB EPISODE THE ONLY WAY YOU MAKE MONEY IS GIVING OBAMA ******** AND STILL ONLY GETTING PAID MINIMUM WAGE YOUR CLOTHES ARE MADE OF CARDBOARD AND POCKET LINT YOU ARE THE URBAN DICTIONARY DEFINITION OF RUSTY TROMBONE, SPEAKING OF BONE, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT A ****** IS AND WILL NEVER HAVE TO USE ONE BECAUSE YOU'RE SINGLE, LONELY, AND YOUR **** IS SO SMALL YOU FORGOT WHERE IT IS IN MAYAN SOCIETY, BIG NOSES AND FOREHEADS WERE CONSIDERED ATTRACTIVE, YET, THEY'D STILL FIND YOU UGLY YOU LOOK LIKE A FISH AFTER BEING CAUGHT THIRTY TIMES“so don’t roast him and you are his friend