THE ROASTER 2

YOUR MOM SO FAT SHE LITERALLY CAUSED A TSUNAMI

ok?

YOU DONT CARE THAT YOUR MOM IS FAT?

YOUR MOM SO FAT SHE LITERALLY CAUSED A TSUNAMI

your mom is so fat that astraunom were thinking she were a continent

Your mom is so fat she makes a black hole look like a sun

at least my mom can find a date! your mom is so ugly that she went on a date with a chicken nugget and it didn't even notice her!

yeah, probably a ghost date, IN HER GRAVE!!!

your mom is so fat, she went to the mall and the mall collapsed!

atleast I have a mom, did you take your schizophrenia medication, because I don't see your mom

I DO HAVE A MOM! YOUR MOM! YOUR MOM SO UGLY SHE COULDN'T EVEN FIND A HUSBAND

uh, hey.

AND YOUR ASS IS MINE, I'M THE ONE WHO BEATS YOUR ASS, YOU ARE A JERK WHO HAS NO FRIENDS, YOU ARE A JERK WHO HAS NO LIFE, AND YOU ARE A JERK WHO HAS NO BRAINCELLS, YOU ARE A JERK WHO IS JUST A JERK, YOU ARE A JERK WHO NEEDS TO GET A LIFE, YOU ARE A JERK WHO NEEDS TO GET OUT OF HIS MOMS BASEMENT, YOU ARE A JERK WHO NEEDS TO STOP BEING A JERK, YOU ARE A JERK WHO NEEDS TO GO TO JERK REHAB, YOU ARE A JERK WHO NEEDS TO GET A JOB, YOU ARE A JERK WHO NEEDS TO GO TO JERK SCHOOL, YOU ARE A JERK WHO NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO BE NICE, YOU ARE A JERK WHO NEEDS TO GO TO JERK COUNSELING, YOU ARE A JERK WHO NEEDS TO STOP BEING A JERK AND GET SOME HELP

BUT YOU'RE A JERK WHO NEEDS TO GET A LIFE, YOU'RE A JERK WHO NEEDS TO STOP BEING A JERK AND GO TO JERK COUNSELING, YOU'RE A JERK WHO NEEDS TO GET SOME HELP, YOU'RE A JERK WHO NEEDS TO GO TO JERK SCHOOL, YOU'RE A JERK WHO NEEDS TO GET OUT OF HIS MOM'S BASEMENT, YOU'RE A JERK WHO NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO BE NICE, YOU'RE A JERK WHO NEEDS TO STOP BEING A JERK, YOU'RE A JERK WHO NEEDS TO GET A JOB, YOU'RE A JERK WHO NEEDS TO GO TO JERK REHAB, YOU'RE A JERK WHO NEEDS TO GET SOME FRIENDS, YOU'RE A JERK WHO NEEDS TO GET A LIFE, YOU'RE A JERK WHO NEEDS TO STOP BEING A JERK, YOU'RE A JERK WHO NEEDS TO GO TO JERK COUNSELING, YOU'RE A JERK WHO NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO BE NICE, YOU'RE A JERK WHO NEEDS TO GET SOME HELP, YOU'RE A JERK

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at least i didn't get disowned

ain't you gay

I'M NOT GAY!

ur mom so fat when she went to the beach the whole ocean was gone

your mom so fat she ate the ocean and then ate the whole planet

ur mom so fat when she jumped in the ocean it caused a tsunami

yo mama so ugly she got kicked out of a haunted house

Yo mama so stupid she thought the solar system was a bunch of round cookies

yo mama so stupid she thought a toilet was a swimming pool