The rook.

"Cmon player!! sacrifice me!" he patiently waits as the player thinks and thinks "This is going to be a brilliant move! just sacrifice me for the checkmate!!" (Will you sacrifice DA RUUKH?) yawns "Time is ticking player... hurry up!" (ur time rn is 10:20 NOT THE TIME ON THE CLOCK THINGY!!) "When is this player gonna see this move.." (ur time now is 9:52) yawn yawn "H-U-R-R-Y UP!! PLEASE!!" (time now is 9:31) "I'm getting bored.. player come onn!" a few moments of waiting "Come on!!"