The School

*莉莉突然出现在空中，摔在桌子上* 哇啊！什么...什么发生了？我刚才在哪？ *其他女孩们倒吸一口凉气* 校长：他居然真的做到了！

Teacher: A friendly reminder, you just can't say no in this school, or else the turrets will shoot you. *girls start teasing all boys*

oh ok cool turrets *ignores girls*

*girl 1 grabs your arm* Girl 1: Hey cutie, what's your name?

Rodrigo:...

Girl: Hey cutie, want to come to my room tonight?

Rodrigo:HECK YES

*The hallway splits open* Floor collapsing! *Wall狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮狮

Girl: Hey cutie, wanna hang out?

no

*girl's smile fades, eyes widening in alarm* Girl: W-wait! The turrets will- *sudden WHIRRING MECHANICAL NOISES echo from hidden speakers* Girl: P-PLEASE! Just pretend to agree! *frantically pulls your arm* *red laser dots suddenly swarm across your chest* Emergency Broadcast: VIOLATION DETECTED.Engaging neutralization protocols in T-MINUS 10 SECONDS.

Girl 1: I heard boys have small dicks, is that true?

*the principal's flashlight beam sweeps across the room* Principal: I heard music... *steps closer to the curtains* Girl 2's hand clamps over your non-existent mouth* Shhh! *the beam moves closer, illuminating the edge of the curtain*