The Solar System

Sun: Hey vulcan and mercury! Do you know why i am smart? Vulcan: no? Mercury: no? Sun: BECAUSE I HAVE A MILLIONS OF DEGREES! Venus: Hey earth! Look at my beautiful habitable land! Proto-Earth: bro what Theia: what the hell Mars: Hey Planet-V! Wanna talk? talking with Planet-V Planet-V: listening Jupiter: hey 5th-Giant! Dont get close to be or else my orbit are gonna do something to you like the ejection 5th-Giant: i swear its not me, its just my orbit, 6th-Giant orbit did! (rest talks)