the solar system

Intro here are the celestial bodies: mercury,male,constantly burning cuz hes close to the sun,a terrestrial planet venus,female,has a bit of a crush on neptune,a terrestrial planet earth,male,the only one with life,a terrestrial mars,male, likes deserts 🏜 jupiter,male,the biggest one, a gas giant saturn:male,likes his rings,REALLY appreciates his shepherd moons for keeping his rings in shape,a gas giant uranus,male,dumb,a gas giant neptune,male,distant,talks to uranus cuz talking to uranus is like talking to a brick wall,a gas giant thatss all (btw ur neptune)