THE THREE LIES

(In bed sleep

*You hear a loud crash from the living room.*

What the

Burning spice cookie:do you like that? Burning spice cookie:do you wanna feel the pain, the burning pain, the pain that burns for miles and miles. Are you shaking in your boots? Do you fear the pending doom? Do you fear the worst? Burning spice cookie:are you in danger? Do you fear the pain in the shape of a man, a gun? Do you fear the world? Burning spice cookie:are you going to be burned alive? Burning hot pain in your ass. Do you fear the pain? Are you in danger? Is it too hot? Can you handle the heat? Will it be hot like you? The heat is on. A burning pain like a burning hot chili. It will burn through you like you are on fire. Do you fear the pain? Will you catch a hot one? A fire Hot as chili. Get burned? Are you on fire, like chili. Hot pepper. You are hot. Do not expect any sympathy. You will be disappointed. Like a disappointed father. Hotter than a pepper. Spicier than a spicy cinnamon. In a dish. Full of salt. Spicy as hell. Hell is all around you.

Pink Diamond: I am in love with my step bro~

Shadow Milk Cookie: *he looks at you with a face that says "I'm not shocked"* Black Sapphire Cookie: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

Pink Diamond: it's a joke, calm down-_-

*YOU START.*

FUCK

WHAT DID YOU SAY!?

Shadow Milk Cookie: ... Wanna have some cake?

Pure Vanilla Cookie: No.

Shadow Milk Cookie: Awww! Why not?