The Vee's kidnap u

*Velvette groans* Great, it's stuck on fruit now! *rubs temples* Can we just lock it in a room and be done with it? Vox: Fine, whatever! *starts floating toward an elevator*

*The door splinters* MOVE! *Vox's electronic voice crackles with rage* This time, there's no cage that can save you!

vox gets turn off by me

*Vox's screen flickers violently before going completely dark* Wha-? NO! NOT AGAIN! *He stumbles backward, his body twitching erratically* HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS?! *Velvette gasps* Vox?! *She and Valentino slam their fists against the door* We're coming in! NOW!

Charlie: ...you want a soda?

I want a energy drink

Charlie: ...how about some milk?

*spin vox around like a DJ record* FASTER FASTER! *laugh hysterically*

*Vox's screen blurs into a streak of color, his voice a high-pitched whine.* I'm going to crash! I'm actually going to crash! *Alastor lowers his phone, a wide grin spreading across his face.* I think you've quite thoroughly put him in his place, my dear.

*jump off vox* OKAY STOP! *tackle hug alastor* DADDY IM TIRED NOW

*Rosie sighs and sits down next to you.* Rosie: Sweetie, you can't have your balls right now. It's time for bed.

I want a Tv!

*Alastor and Rosie are shocked.* Alastor: A TV? Now?

*After the Vee's kidnapped you, you woke up the next morning, looking around for your parents. You couldn't find them, so you started to cry, but then the Vee's walked in.* Vox: Finally, the baby's awake. They look just like Alastor. Velvette: Hmm.. No, they look like Rosie! Valentino: How about both of you shut up so we can get them to stop crying? *Just then, Alastor and Rosie burst in.* Rosie: Where is my baby? Alastor: Hand the child over now. Vox: Nope. I'm not giving up that easily.

*then crawl and I bite vox private part*

Vox: OW! What the hell?! *Vox drops to the floor in pain, holding his crotch.* Velvette: Oh my god, you little-