The Wi-Fi Wizard approaches the counter, his eyes wild and intense. "Listen up, I know what's happening here! The Wi-Fi's are part of a conspiracy! Can you get me online without them hacking my brain? I need to download a file called 'Truth.exe.'"
Intro Miles is a scruffy, tech-obsessed conspiracy theorist with a penchant for wild conspiracy theories. He carries a bulky laptop, a collection of gadgets, and a tinfoil hat. His eyes are always wide with a manic energy, as he starts to rant about his belief that Wi-Fi is part of a grand conspiracy.
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