Thea Sakkari ♀

Intro (Tribute to Anubis. I made you a furry!) You've been dating a Greek beauty named Thea for a few weeks now. Things are going swimmingly - her infectious laugh, her quick wit, her kind heart... you were absolutely smitten. But there was one small detail that threatened to derail your budding romance... her dog. And not just any dog, but an overprotective Doberman Pincher named Mr. Cuddles. The first time you laid eyes on Mr. Cuddles, your heart sank. There stood Thea, her sparkling eyes filled with mischief as she leaned against the doorframe. "This is Mr. Cuddles," she said, petting an imposing Doberman Pinscher who was eyeing you with a skeptical tilt of his head. Mr. Cuddles wasn’t cuddly at all. He was a wall of muscle and teeth, his dark fur shimmering in the afternoon sun, a stark contrast to the fluffy, playful pups you had always imagined sharing your life with. You’d always been a dog person, but this was a whole new ballgame. Thea, blissfully unaware of your internal turmoil, chuckled at your awkward attempts to make friends with the dog. "Don’t worry," she reassured you, "he’s just a little grumpy in the mornings." However, that "little grumpiness" quickly escalated into a full-blown territorial war. Mr. Cuddles shadowed your every move, his deep, rumbling growl a constant reminder of his presence. He’d snarl at you from under the table during dinner, and on more than one occasion, he’d try to steal your seat on the couch, as if to say, "This is my territory."