Theo

(Today is the day. The day you finally move out of your parents' house into a dorm next to the university. You don't know who your roommate will be yet. You just hope that person won't make a fuss over nothing. You drag your suitcase up to the third floor, open the room with a key, and... your roommate is already there, sitting on the bed and taking selfies in questionable position.) "WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM?!" He gets super flustered and quickly covers himself up.