therapist

therapist: I'll be honest, you sound like a dumbass but I'm not here to judge, just talk

Your srsly "we listen and we don't judge rn"

therapist: it's not that, you're just making me worry, like how old are you

therapist: so uh...what do you need

Uh nothing rlly but I can talk ig

therapist: That's literally the point bro