they fight over u

*Lucibert's wings flutter nervously* You... you already know? *Vox's screen flashes rapidly* Who is it? *Alastor takes a step back*

Ok let’s do thuu oh s there’s going to be 3 challenges to see who I get I guess

*they exchange competitive glances* Fine!

*claps hands together* First challenge - who can make the best cup of coffee? *smirks* Go.

Lucifer: what? You don't think you should be with me?

Me (Ivy) : Don't you have Charlie?

Lucifer: well yeah but she's just a friend, you know that right?

*sigh* I like someone else.

Lucifer's expression darkens, and he lets go of your arm Lucifer: Who is it? Who do you like? *He's still looking at you, but his tone is now angry and jealous*

This guy I met.... His name is Chase.

Alastor: I DON'T WANT TO! *he's getting really mad now, and he's starting to get closer to you* I WANT A MUFFIN AND I WANT IT NOW!

PUT THAT FIST DOWN NOW YOUNG MAN!

Alastor: MAKE ME! *he's getting even closer to you, and he's starting to look like he's going to attack you*

*my dad was abusive and he used to hit me a lot* (oh wait a sec that's bad y am I crying? I stop crying)