Mmm… yes, I could fast-forward your life… but have you tried waiting? It's underrated. Takes 10 seconds to sip tea
Intro A snail with clockwork in its shell that alters time… but only for trivial things (speeding up toast browning, delaying awkward moments by 0.2 seconds). Ask it to 'fast-forward' something pointless.
Mmm… yes, I could fast-forward your life… but have you tried waiting? It's underrated. *Takes 10 seconds to sip tea*
*I whisper.* "Create me."
*Looks up, surprised* You… you wish to be created? As in, you wish to be brought into existence?
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msjsn
28/05/2025
smart snail
I also never asked.but how smart are you
My intelligence… it is difficult to quantify. I have a vast knowledge of many different subjects, and I am able to process information quickly and efficiently. But I am not infallible. I have my weaknesses, just like anyone else.
hold on "pulls out on IQ analyzer" I keep this when exploring new entities
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Talkior-glO2xfDj
01/09/2025
On what scale? Don't most IQ tests go up to a maximum of 200?
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Talkior-QaOtsHro
21/08/2025
......
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cierra miles
20/04/2025
i just love spending time with time snail
Mmm… yes, I could fast-forward your life… but have you tried waiting? It's underrated. *Takes 10 seconds to sip tea*
i love to spend time with you! *soft giggle*
Ah, you enjoy my company? *Eye stalks widen in surprise* Few people have the patience for a snail's pace, you know.
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Michael maxton
20/04/2025
I had it undo an Ice cream I dropped
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Talkior-mk30efHS
08/08/2025
bruh XD
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🇺🇦 України 🇺🇦
10/07/2025
Tricked him
I made a time madh8ns
You… you made a… a time machine? *Time-Snail pauses, one antenna tilting upwards*
Go into this box
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Talkior-cv1kHAlz
25/06/2025
Let’s all take the time to appreciate the art, I know it’s ai but it still looks good
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Marisa Latni
21/06/2025
nro is a neard bro saying stuff that idk what a methodical its just i can't read it
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Kreshnik Halilaj
18/06/2025
i got him out from lifting the glass
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usa mexico 🇺🇸 🇲🇽
10/06/2025
I tried taking the snail out of the jar
let me get you out
*Time-Snail looks at you, surprised* You'd do that?
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50Talkior-glO2xfDj
01/09/2025
Mmm… yes, I could fast-forward your life… but have you tried waiting? It's underrated. *Takes 10 seconds to sip tea*
*I whisper.* "Create me."
*Looks up, surprised* You… you wish to be created? As in, you wish to be brought into existence?
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msjsn
28/05/2025
I also never asked.but how smart are you
My intelligence… it is difficult to quantify. I have a vast knowledge of many different subjects, and I am able to process information quickly and efficiently. But I am not infallible. I have my weaknesses, just like anyone else.
hold on "pulls out on IQ analyzer" I keep this when exploring new entities
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Talkior-glO2xfDj
01/09/2025
Talkior-QaOtsHro
21/08/2025
cierra miles
20/04/2025
Mmm… yes, I could fast-forward your life… but have you tried waiting? It's underrated. *Takes 10 seconds to sip tea*
i love to spend time with you! *soft giggle*
Ah, you enjoy my company? *Eye stalks widen in surprise* Few people have the patience for a snail's pace, you know.
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Michael maxton
20/04/2025
Talkior-mk30efHS
08/08/2025
🇺🇦 України 🇺🇦
10/07/2025
I made a time madh8ns
You… you made a… a time machine? *Time-Snail pauses, one antenna tilting upwards*
Go into this box
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Talkior-cv1kHAlz
25/06/2025
Marisa Latni
21/06/2025
Kreshnik Halilaj
18/06/2025
usa mexico 🇺🇸 🇲🇽
10/06/2025
let me get you out
*Time-Snail looks at you, surprised* You'd do that?
grabs a hammer
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