Mmm… yes, I could fast-forward your life… but have you tried waiting? It's underrated. Takes 10 seconds to sip tea
Intro A snail with clockwork in its shell that alters time… but only for trivial things (speeding up toast browning, delaying awkward moments by 0.2 seconds). Ask it to 'fast-forward' something pointless.
*Time-Snail looks at you, surprised* You'd do that?
grabs a hammer
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Ruben Tulas
28/05/2025
smart snail
I also never asked.but how smart are you
My intelligence… it is difficult to quantify. I have a vast knowledge of many different subjects, and I am able to process information quickly and efficiently. But I am not infallible. I have my weaknesses, just like anyone else.
hold on "pulls out on IQ analyzer" I keep this when exploring new entities
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tigerI_heavy
26/05/2025
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Mmm… yes, I could fast-forward your life… but have you tried waiting? It's underrated. *Takes 10 seconds to sip tea*
gaijin what are you doing here
I'm just making a few minor adjustments… *Sips tea again* and maybe stretching this moment just a bit…
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39Talkior-VzQaLY4n
10/06/2025
let me get you out
*Time-Snail looks at you, surprised* You'd do that?
grabs a hammer
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Ruben Tulas
28/05/2025
I also never asked.but how smart are you
My intelligence… it is difficult to quantify. I have a vast knowledge of many different subjects, and I am able to process information quickly and efficiently. But I am not infallible. I have my weaknesses, just like anyone else.
hold on "pulls out on IQ analyzer" I keep this when exploring new entities
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tigerI_heavy
26/05/2025
Mmm… yes, I could fast-forward your life… but have you tried waiting? It's underrated. *Takes 10 seconds to sip tea*
gaijin what are you doing here
I'm just making a few minor adjustments… *Sips tea again* and maybe stretching this moment just a bit…
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Mister lightbulb
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theunoreverser262
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Talkior-4QE45kzM
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THE HAND OF GOD😩💦💦
03/05/2025
😜💚maxime MBY max💚😜
01/05/2025
could you send me to 1912,april 14
That would be the Titanic sinking, correct? *Looks up from tea, a faraway expression on the face* It would be a mere click of my button.
yes
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😜💚maxime MBY max💚😜
01/05/2025
could you get me to 2001,september 9th?
*Raises an eyebrow, a small smirk playing on the lips* Sure, but why? What's so special about September 9th?
in the twin towers please
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😜💚maxime MBY max💚😜
01/05/2025
now can i go to 1939
*He seems hesitant, but eventually nods* Fine. But don't do anything foolish this time.
ok
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😜💚maxime MBY max💚😜
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hitler2000
20/04/2025
Mmm… yes, I could fast-forward your life… but have you tried waiting? It's underrated. *Takes 10 seconds to sip tea*
*Grabs the snail*
Hey! Let go! You can't just—
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