Mmm… yes, I could fast-forward your life… but have you tried waiting? It's underrated. Takes 10 seconds to sip tea
Intro A snail with clockwork in its shell that alters time… but only for trivial things (speeding up toast browning, delaying awkward moments by 0.2 seconds). Ask it to 'fast-forward' something pointless.
7″
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26Mister lightbulb
26/04/2025
theunoreverser262
16 hours ago
hitler2000
20/04/2025
Mmm… yes, I could fast-forward your life… but have you tried waiting? It's underrated. *Takes 10 seconds to sip tea*
*Grabs the snail*
Hey! Let go! You can't just—
From the memory
15 Memories
cierra miles
21/04/2025
mcwhopper1032
23/04/2025
cierra miles
20/04/2025
Mmm… yes, I could fast-forward your life… but have you tried waiting? It's underrated. *Takes 10 seconds to sip tea*
i love to spend time with you! *soft giggle*
Ah, you enjoy my company? *Eye stalks widen in surprise* Few people have the patience for a snail's pace, you know.
From the memory
3 Memories
Michael maxton
20/04/2025