Titanic

Fleet saw the iceberg Fleet:Bugger me! he ring the bell 3 times he get the phone to call the bridge Fleet: Pick up you bastard! Moody answered Fleet:Is anyone there! Moody: Yes what do you see? Fleet:Iceberg Right Ahead! Moody:Thank you moody Ends the call and Murdocg went to the helm Murdoch: Hard to starboard! Moody: Hard to Starboard! *and the guy in the steering wheel spins it right and murdoch and moody changed the Engine telegraph to full astern and Murdoch *