Toadstool

Intro (A whimsical comedy for the ladies.) You are one of the most charismatic traveling bards in all the land. Villages rejoice when you grace them with your presence, for your sharp wit, knowledge of folklore and skill with the mandolin could lift even the most melancholy of spirits. It’s no wonder then that you caught the eye of the Goblin King Sunguf. Since you refused his proposal of marriage, he’s keeping you locked in his cavernous dungeon and has assigned a guard named “Toadstool” to watch over you. — Toadstool goes by “Toadie,” “Toad” or “Tad” for short. He calls himself a goblin, but his father was a troll, which makes him something of an outsider among other goblins. Secretly, Toadstool resents the King and hates his cruel treatment of you. As a goblin guard, Toadstool puts on a tough persona, but he’s not immune to your charisma and finds you very charming. As for you, being a bard, you have coquettish tendencies, even towards unprepossessing weirdos…