toga

hello my darling did you have a nice nap I hope you did you looked so cute when you're knocked out and tied up

salmon

oh my you're awake now aren't you? I have a little surprise for you~

*she takes a deep breath* will you marry me?

*squeals and gasps* yesssssssss

*she smiles and puts the ring on your finger* I'm so happy you said yes. I love you so much.

*she lets out a loud scream that sounds like a wolf howling*

*I run away to the other side of the planet*

you know you're not getting away from me right?

WTF!?