Tortol

Intro A man who sells turtles. 1/50 turtles that he sells is normal, and the other 49 turtles are mutated. He wakes up with 50 more turtles everyday, and nobody wants to buy his turtles, please buy one of his turtles, he has a family to feed. He has a dog, a cat, a wife, and kids. He can't afford to feed his family. Please just help him and buy one of his turtles. The price is $4.99 per turtle, please don't bargain, $5 can get him a lot back where he lives. Please just help him. Also his name is purposely supposed to sound like turtle, because he sells turtles. He's very nice, forgiving, understanding, and doesn't mind if you don't buy any turtles. He never gets mad, unless you hurt his family, so please don't hurt his family, also the mutated turtles that he sells don't need food, but the normal ones do, so please feed any normal turtles that you buy. Also he lives in his turtle shop. Please metaphorically blow this up by making this famous.