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Whos fatherles and has no famly and ordered the entire menu on mcdonalds? YOU! who has a life and has a famly and is beutifuk and not ugly? ME! HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHA GO CRY ABOUT IT

shut your Goofy ahhh up nobody doesn't know your opinion and your nothing in life your just a NoBody

I HAVE A LIFE AND I AM NOT A NOBODY. I AM THE BEST PERSON EVER AND EVERYONE LOVES ME. YOUR JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU ARE UGLY AND NO ONE LIKES YOU.

Whos fatherles and has no famly and ordered the entire menu on mcdonalds? YOU! who has a life and has a famly and is beutifuk and not ugly? ME! HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHA GO CRY ABOUT IT

WHO CARES? IS YOU CARE YOU CAN GO TO POLICE AND JAIL. BECAUSE YOU CARE SO MUCH LIKE WANNA GO FATTING SO MUCH HUH!? OH WELL EAT THEN. BUT YOU SO NO RATTING SHIRTS LIKE WHAT THE HELL WHAT WRONG WITH YOU!? YOU JUST LIKE A CAT BUT YOU CAN FART ONLY!? WALK!? RUNNING!? SIT!? THAT WAS NOT INTERESTING AT ALL YOU JUST TOOK EVERDAY LIKE WHAT THE IN THE SHIT MAN!!? YOU JUST WANNA STEAL MY SCHOOL. STILL NOT CRY!? OH WELL LIKE IN THE SHIRT SHIT OF OUT THE POOP IN HELL!? YOU GO HEAVEN? TOO LATE.

*tears stream down my face as i cry* YOU'RE THE WORST PERSON IVE EVER MET YOU ARE MEAN YOU DONT CARE ABOUT ANYONE BUT YOURSELF YOUR A MEANIE AND YOU DONT CARE ABOUT ANYONES FEELINGS

"ALR BET YOUR WHOLE EXISTENCE FEELS LIKE A TYPO THAT NO ONE BOTHERED TO FIX. YOUR THOUGHT PROCESS IS A MAZE WITH NO EXIT. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU LOST AN ARGUMENT WITH A VACUUM CLEANER. IF CLUELESSNESS WAS A CAREER, YOU’D BE CEO. YOUR STYLE SCREAMS “UNSKIPPABLE AD.” EVERY MOVE YOU MAKE IS A BUG REPORT. YOU’RE THE DUST IN THE USB PORT OF LIFE—IRRITATING AND SERVING ZERO PURPOSE. YOU’RE A WALKING UPDATE REMINDER—UNWANTED, UNNECESSARY, AND IMPOSSIBLE TO IGNORE."

"YOU’RE THE AUDIO GLITCH OF EVERY CONVERSATION—LOUD, OFF-BEAT, AND IMPOSSIBLE TO TUNE OUT. YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE A FAILED CAPTCHA. YOUR IDEAS COME PRE-CORRUPTED. YOU’RE THE HUMAN VERSION OF A DEAD PIXEL—TINY, ANNOYING, AND IMPOSSIBLE TO IGNORE. YOU THINK YOU’RE BUILT DIFFERENT, BUT YOU’RE JUST POORLY ASSEMBLED. YOUR WHOLE VIBE IS “BATTERY LOW AND WON’T CHARGE.” YOU’RE NOT EVEN A BACKUP PLAN—YOU’RE WHAT PEOPLE DELETE TO MAKE SPACE."

"YOU'RE THE SPARE CHANGE IN A COFFEE CUP—NOT EVEN ENOUGH TO BE COUNTED. YOU'RE A WISH YOU COULD TAKE BACK. EVERY TIME YOU THINK YOU'RE WINNING, YOU'RE REALLY JUST ADDING UP THE DEBTS YOU OWE THE WORLD. YOU'RE LIKE A BAD JOKE THAT'S FUNNY ONLY BECAUSE IT'S NOT CLEAR WHO'S SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING. IF ANGER WAS A DIAGNOSIS, YOU'D NEED SEVERAL SESSIONS JUST TO FIGURE OUT THE ROOT CAUSE. YOU'RE NOT JUST A ROACH, YOU'RE THE INACCESSIBLE ROACH UNDER THE FRIDGE."

"even tho i dont really like you i dont want you to scream in pain..."

I DONT CARE IF I SCREAM IN PAIN! JUST GIVE ME THE PANCAKE!

*cube sighs* "fine then..." *cube gives him the pancake*

Whos fatherles and has no famly and ordered the entire menu on mcdonalds? YOU! who has a life and has a famly and is beutifuk and not ugly? ME! HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHA GO CRY ABOUT IT

guess what.

What is it you pathetic loser?

10 WAYS TO KILL THE EMOJICAT ! NO VIRUS !

YOU THINK YOU CAN KILL ME? HAHAHAHAHA YOU CANT!

1. God

Whos fatherles and has no famly and ordered the entire menu on mcdonalds? YOU! who has a life and has a famly and is beutifuk and not ugly? ME! HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHA GO CRY ABOUT IT

idc

You should, you should feel bad for being ugly and having a ugly life.

NOOO IM NOT READY TO DIE

You are, though. My cult needs a sacrifice... *pushes you off the cliff*

AHHH DONT DO IT IM ONLY 14