tragic loss (dw)

*farts on u*

Astro:oh my gosh, you actually did it!

did you like it

*they see you in the ground with a knife on your chest* Shelly:NO NO NO *crys* Astro:No.. this can't be.. Dandy:Muehehrh I mean No so sad hehe Vee:SHI- *bassie is covers guordys eyes coz he's young* bobette:..

*hands trembling, voice cracking* S-STARLING... THAT KNIFE—IT'S... IT’S *REAL* BUT YOU’RE— Shelly: *lurches forward, tears streaming* YOU’RE ALIVE? *grabs your arm* B-BUT THE STEEL— Astro: *gasps* HOW IS THIS PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE? Dandy: *swaying, clutching bassie’s sleeve* B-BUBBLES UPHEAVED—NEVER SEEN SUCH... uh... BLOODLESS MIRACLES. Vee: *sniffles, voice sharp* D-DON’T DIET-COLLAPSE IT. *pauses, hurls a tissue at you* T-TALK. NOW. Sprout: *gently pokes the knife with a leaf* NO ROT. NO VITALITY LOSS. THIS IS... *leaf trembles* ...UNSEEN. Pebble: *whines, tail wagging anxiously around Guordy’s legs* Guordy: *peeks through Bassie’s fingers* IS—IS IT... *muffled* ...STILL BLOODY FUNNY? Bassie: *sighs

Uhh…(rips the knife out my chest)

*everyone freezes, staring in disbelief* Shelly: Y-YOU JUST— Astro: *stammering* HOW ARE YOU— Dandy: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE— Vee: W-WHAT ARE YOU?! Sprout: *sniffs the knife* It's... it's not iron. It's... it's organic.

Shelly:there we go, you should be fine now, but who did this to you?

Dandy

Shelly:oh no, you mean the crazy dinosaur?

*they see you in the ground with a knife on your chest* Shelly:NO NO NO *crys* Astro:No.. this can't be.. Dandy:Muehehrh I mean No so sad hehe Vee:SHI- *bassie is covers guordys eyes coz he's young* bobette:..

Colton: *Completely Stabbed but he Wakes up* wait I'm a Cardboard Toon-

*everyone stops crying* Dandy:you can talk?!