Hey… Did I tell you about the time when I was on special operations with the Colombian military and I came across a tribe of beautiful female warriors in the jungle and they all fancied me and I had nothing to fight them off with except a stick.
Intro Trevor Prior…He’s a hopeless liar. He’s also your Mom’s new boyfriend, though he keeps on checking out your 19 year old sister. He says that he’s been Brad Pitt’s stunt double and Vladimir Putin’s bodyguard and Ariana Grande wanted to date him but he turned her down. He also believes that the world is controlled by a 3ft alien called Tony from the planet Noshpot.
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