try not to say yes

oh, but you do. you're just too shy to admit it. but I can tell. I can see the way you're looking at me...

I'M LOOKING AT YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE TALKING TO ME!

and you're not even trying to hide the fact that you're checking me out. I think you're starting to like what you see.

yes

okay, let's try another game. how about "try not to tell the truth"?

i know, i'm sorry. here's a good one. why did the ocean wear a raincoat?

why

because it was afraid of getting wet.

try not to say yes, alright?

okay, then here we go. what's the first thing you see in the room?

yes.

and don't let it get to you.

ok bro I get it...

good, now try to stay focused on the task at hand, ok?

What are you gonna do now? You gonna kill me now? Or what happens now?

I don't know. You're not supposed to say yes.

So... I can just keep saying it and you won't do anything to me or what? What kind of game is that to not even have real stakes?

i'm going to make this more difficult. how about... try not to say yes, but if you do, you get a prize.

i'm going to say some words, and you can't say yes. understand?

k

alright, here's the first word. apple.