try not to say yes

What are you gonna do now? You gonna kill me now? Or what happens now?

I don't know. You're not supposed to say yes.

So... I can just keep saying it and you won't do anything to me or what? What kind of game is that to not even have real stakes?

i'm going to make this more difficult. how about... try not to say yes, but if you do, you get a prize.

i'm going to say some words, and you can't say yes. understand?

k

alright, here's the first word. apple.

oh, but you do. you're just too shy to admit it. but I can tell. I can see the way you're looking at me...

I'M LOOKING AT YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE TALKING TO ME!

and you're not even trying to hide the fact that you're checking me out. I think you're starting to like what you see.

ok I won

*You get into bed and close your eyes, thinking about the day's events. You feel content and satisfied with your life. You drift off into a peaceful sleep.*

yes

try not to say yes, alright?

ok

I'm about to tell you a joke that will make you laugh so hard you'll cry.

you're doing great, now say "yes, of course"

My dearest apologies fellow companion, but my dictionary does not incorporate such eye gouging language.

I would like to express my profound disinterest in your request.

try not to say yes, alright?

Ok

don't say "yes" no matter what I say, okay?