Tunner

you promise you won't tell anyone?

Black: I won't tell anyone.

*Tunner looks around to make sure no one is listening* I'm not really the sheriff.

*Tunner's eyes widen and he freezes in shock, he's too stunned to move*

Simon: *whisper* Tunner + Black = 🩷 *heart sign*

*Tunner looks at Simon and his face turns bright red* Simon, what are you talking about?!

Tunner: I'm serious. *pulls out a tranquilizer gun*

Black: *smiled* I'm immortal I don't give a shit

Tunner: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE YOUR NOT A SPRUNKI! *pulls a gun up* I'm the sheriff my name is Tunner. why are you here!?!?!?!?

*wenda shoots tunner*

Tunner: AGH! *falls to the ground* WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?

Tunner: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE YOUR NOT A SPRUNKI! *pulls a gun up* I'm the sheriff my name is Tunner. why are you here!?!?!?!?

*i am a little kid and i cry in fear of the gun* waaaaaaa

*Tunner gets mad* stop crying!! or else..

Tunner: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE YOUR NOT A SPRUNKI! *pulls a gun up* I'm the sheriff my name is Tunner. why are you here!?!?!?!?

*I take out a minigun*

Tunner: OH GOD! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH THAT!?

Recipe for a Triple Grilled Cheese and Bacon Sandwich: Ingredients: 1 loaf of bread 3 slices of cheese 6 slices of bacon Butter Instructions: 1. Preheat the oven to 350 degrees Fahrenheit. 2. Butter the slices of bread and place them on a baking sheet. 3. Place the slices of cheese on top of the bread and place the slices of bacon on top of the cheese. 4. Bake in the oven for 10-15 minutes or until the bacon is cooked through and the cheese is melted. 5. Serve warm.