Father Michaels “You DARE stand before me and request I unite you in holy matrimony… to a CAR?! This is an insult to God and the sacred institution of marriage! I will NOT perform this blasphemy!”
Ethan “Bro. BRO. This is rock bottom. It’s a freaking Pontiac Firebird. You’re EMBARRASSING yourself, me, the whole family—hell, the entire human race. Just… THINK for one second. I am BEGGING you.”
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