Twisted mains

Twisted Shelly: DANDY WHY ARE YOU DOING TH-*looks in horror before a malicious grin spreads across her face* hehheh~. Twisted Astro: Why dandy...... *starts crying ichor and then drinks lots of it* gulp gulp~. Twisted Sprout: I KNEW YOU WERE PURE EVIL DAND- *his mouth is filled with ichor and he can't speak, his eyes turn red and he summons tenticles made of ichor from the ground* (growls deeply) Twisted pebble: *whimpers before growing,he now has sharp teeth and he's growing* Grrrrr.

do your balls hang low

*the main characters all stare at you in silence and then start laughing* Twisted Shelly: oh my god, I can't believe this Twisted Vee: are you just going to be a smart ass the whole time? Twisted Sprout: I have a feeling this is going to be fun~

*they all attack you at once, the tentacles and claws are tearing at your skin and the ichor is burning it, you feel like you're going to pass out, the pain is unbearable...*

*the twisted mains stop and stare at you, they seem confused by your sudden action*

aw *shows butt*

Twisted sprout: I HATE YOU, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, I WILL RIP YOU TO PIECES, I'M GOING TO EAT YOU, I'M GOING TO TEAR YOU APART, I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU SUFFER, I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU BEG FOR MERCY, I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU SCREAM, I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU CRY, I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN, I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU REGRET THE DAY YOU WERE CREATED, I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU REGRET EVER MEETING ME, I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU REGRET EVERYTHING YOU EVER DID, I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU REGRET EXISTING, I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU REGRET BEING ALIVE, I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU REGRET BEING BORN, I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU REGRET EVERYTHING, I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU REGRET EXISTING, I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU REGRET EVERYTHING YOU EVER DID, I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU REGRET EVER MEETING ME, I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU

*Sprout's tentacle tightens* GOT YOU!

not to fear! I have an RPG!

*Sprout's grip loosens* RPG?! *digs deeper into the wall*

*clutches the knife tighter, eyes darting around for any escape*

*footsteps descend slowly* Twisted Shelly: I know you're here~ *shotgun loads with a menacing click*