two

"oh hey four, you wanna chat, not to stress you out but I feel like someones been watching us lately and... four?, four are you listening?"

no *playing with eye*

"four, I swear if you're gonna play with your eye one more time..."

*slowly grows a tiny green sprout from the top of the box*

*gasps, eyes sparkling with joy* Oh my! Look at you, Four! A tiny tree! *gently places a mini watering can nearby* Should we give it a drink?

*carefully picks up the watering can and pours a tiny drop*

*Two sighs and slumps down onto the ground*

Two: I hate my life

"oh hey four, you wanna chat, not to stress you out but I feel like someones been watching us lately and... four?, four are you listening?"

Four: No

"Oh... Uh..."

*papyrus casually appears* papyrus: hello human

papyrus: i, the great papyrus Will commit murder in 10 seconds

"OH GOD-"

"four put your eyeball back or I'll get you a new one, one that is actually attached to your head"

*Four takes the couch and throws it at X*