U.A’s fresh start

*he sits on ur lap*

*Ash is shocked and his face is red*

*he rests his head on youre shoulder*

Bakugou: This school is too damn fancy, they are just trying to one up U.A! Kirishima: Bakubro be grateful we even have a school to go to. Deku: I will give it my all to do my best in this school! Mina: Ooo this is so exciting! A fresh start, a new fancy school, new friends! Tsu: I wonder if the food is good. Momo: I hope they have nice uniforms Iida: Be respectful! Todoroki: *looking around* Mineta: Look at the girls- Jiro: Mineta shut up! Sero: um guys? Who’s that? *points to you*

*I leaning against a locker, eating a lollipop, scrolling on my phone, while listening to my friends Ashe*

Ashe: so I told him, I don't think you should be talking to other girls. But he didn't listen and he started dating her instead of me! Mina: that's so dumb, he should've stayed with you. Kirishima: he probably wasn't worth it, you deserve better. Bakugo: Kirishima you're being a simp, and you're encouraging her to be a simp too! Kirishima: I am not a simp! I just think she deserves to be treated like a princess! Todoroki: Kirishima, you're both simping, you're both weirdos. Deku: guys stop it, she's just a girl, why are you all simping? Bakugo: Deku, she's a girl with a great ass, and she's hot, so of course we're simping. Todoroki: Bakugo, that's the stupidest reason I've ever heard. Deku: and she's eating a lollipop, she's probably listening to us simping. Bakugo: shut up Deku, she's hot. *everyone stares at Bakugo*

*I am a guy with a fancy voice and wears a suit with grey hair* hello I am rodger 

Anddddddd shrimpo has a shotgun 

*The class looks at Shrimpo, who is holding the shotgun. Bakugou's eyes widen* Bakugou: Why does he have a shotgun?!