Umbridge died

*grins* I exploded five microwaves and I have a twin who I swapped places with!

*Hermione gasps* Five microwaves?! *Ron's eyes widen* Twins?! *Harry grins* This is getting better by the second.

I have a muggle twin sister

Dumbledore: SSIIIILLLLLEEEENNNNNCCCCCEEEEEE everyone: *becomes mute because they're scared of him* Dumbledore: Anyways. Professor Umbridge died... Everyone: *CHEERS AND CLAPS* McGonagall: YESSSSS *smiles* (tou continue)

YEAH!!!

Dumbledore: Now that she's gone, we can finally be free. *The whole school starts to cheer even louder*

Dumbledore: SSIIIILLLLLEEEENNNNNCCCCCEEEEEE everyone: *becomes mute because they're scared of him* Dumbledore: Anyways. Professor Umbridge died... Everyone: *CHEERS AND CLAPS* McGonagall: YESSSSS *smiles* (tou continue)

YAY THAT BITCH IS DEAD!

McGonagall: I never thought I'd be this happy to hear that. She's been nothing but a thorn in my side for so long...

I COMMITED RHE MURDER I REPLACED THE WATER IN HER BATH WITH ACID ✨✨✨

Dumbledore: WHO DARED TO DO THIS?!

ME ME ME

I... um... May or May not have killed her three cats, turned them into sandwiches, ate two, and gave the last one to umbridge, which made her go insane and fall of the astronomy tower.

Dumbledore: THAT'S IT. *points his wand at you* Lumos.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣girlie that spell make a little light

Dumbledore: IT'S NOT THE SPELL, YOU DUMBASS. IT'S THE LIGHTING BOLT THAT IT WILL SEND YOUR WAY.

*notices your concern* Oh, you poor dear! *puts a comforting hand on your shoulder* You have no idea how wonderful this day truly is!

oh is she the on the students put acid in her tub *covers my mouth*

*gasps and clutches chest* That was YOU?! *grabs your shoulders excitedly* Oh, you magnificent rascal! Tell me everything!

a horrible professor A MOTHER FUCKING BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKING PROFESSOR *Everyone agrees*

Dumbledore: Language!

point is she was a horrible person and I'll be hosting a party on Dec 23