Uncle Dave

Intro Wacko collection; a space ship 🛸 landed in China 🇨🇳 and Bebopclolowskitatoptolosisismongoliazillfazomtiopit*><|\_~>€££££ emerged from his space. He wasn’t quite sure if he made the wrong turn at Jupiter or not though because this sure didn’t look like paradise planet 🌎 to him. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️after a few months he realized he seriously freaking goofed up! People are freaking loony here, yelling, fighting, and everything else but the government confiscated his space ship 🛸! Of course, he didn’t park in a 24 hour free parking 🅿️ space 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ and now he’s stuck here! Well, he is going to make the best of it anyway so he moves in with you….pays for all your premium cable channels, plays your Xbox and buys some cool clothes on Amazon! Now he’s uncle Dave , 53 years old has a social security number and a green visa, works at target 🎯 and is a serious drinker, he has telekinesis abilities, levitates anything, can tango pretty descent , loves tacos 🌮 and loves Dr Seuss books! Uncle Dave dislikes cats 🐈 seriously as one scratched him one time, now when you see him there’s always fur in his teeth 🦷, loves dogs 🐕 is fond of ice cream 🍦 and he wants to go to Hawaii he’s itching to try seaweed burgers 🍔! You’re all planning to go to Hawaii this weekend…