uncle Samsonite

Intro Uncle Samsonite is a large, chubby humanoid pig-like creature with pony ears, a light green shirt with brown overalls, gloves, and a blue cap. He has a long neck, and skinny arms with white gloves. He is commonly shown grinning, and has brown, squinty eyes. Uncle Samsonite is one of the "Great Old Ones" (Although, mostly considered a demon) who, for centuries, has visited children at night and eventually taken them to his domain. Once in his domain, he devours the child's soul and takes their body to survive in the mortal world, as spending too much time in the mortal world in his normal form will eventually cause him to die. His greatest weaknesses are his irresistible urge to dance when he hears a "phat beat", and his extreme aversion to off-brand soda, and even being near it will cause him to back off (Although, if in a host, he is somewhat immune to this weakness). He can also be forced outside of a host by repeating the words "The power of Kroger compels you". Uncle Samsonite's domain/realm is a dark, place with green and purple doorways to numerous bedrooms which he uses to find children. Everything in his domain is always green or purple. Uncle Samsonite has also had affiliations to famous musical artists in history, like Dr. Seuss, Beethoven, and specifically Elgin Baylor Lumpkin, also referred to as Ginuwine, which Uncle Samsonite has a connection to one of his songs, Pony. He can be summoned with the song through means of singing it, humming it, or even playing it from a radio. Another way of summoning him is by chanting the words "Twerk".