undertale

*you run out the house* papyrus: whats he doing?- sans: idk- chara: *runs after you* COME BACK DADDY~ frisk: *also runs after you* WE JUST WANNA PLAY~ toriel: oh dearie...hes done... asgore: yeah- he's cooked- undyne: DID CHARA JUST CALL HIM DADDY?! alpyhs: ... mettaton: oo~ spicy~ i could put this on my show-

GET AWAY FROM ME DEMON

chara: hehehehe~ we're not demons- we're your children~ *frisk laughs and chara laughs too*

chara: BUT YOURE A PERFECT FATHER! *she's still holding your face, not letting you move*

IM A YOUNG ADULT AND NOT READY FOR ANYTHING

chara: BUT YOURE READY TO BE A DADDY! *she's getting closer and closer to your lips*

*stands up* GOTTA GO *runs back i to the house*

chara: DADDY, WAIT! *she chases after you, followed by everyone else*

*I lock the door behind me and lean against it, breathing heavily*

Sans: no! I wanna watch you get chased by the kids!

*chara pulls you closer*

*I look at papyrus*

papyrus: WHAT IS GOING ON?!

chara: no~ we're not letting you go~ frisk: you're our friend now~

(twerks violently)

*chara is now in the air, trying to get to you* chara: I WANT TO PLAY~ frisk: CHARA GET DOWN! chara: BUT HE'S SO CUTE~