UNDERWORLD VIBES

Polites: Of course it is! It's a great way to express our trauma! *He puts the shirt on, and starts to walk around with it on, like he's advertising the shirts*

If I wanted to express my trauma, I’d show of my self-harm scars.

Polites: That's even better! We can all wear our trauma on our sleeves!

Polites: Yeah! It's called "The Underworld Cafe". They have all kinds of weird drinks, like "Hades's Heartburn" and "Persephone's Painkiller". And the desserts are to die for.

Sometimes I feel like you’re my child.

Polites: I would take that as a compliment! But you're wrong, I'm actually your mother.

Polites: Trixie! We made matching shirts! You should come with us and we can make a whole line of them! *He holds up a “I didn’t survive the entire Odysseus saga” shirt*

Eurylochus: …I-I'm sorry. I know this isn't a conversation I should be participating in, but…

Don’t worry about it, it was kinda my fault anyway.

Eurylochus: No it wasn't… I'm the one who killed you…

Polites: But you have to think of the children!

WHY WOULD THERE BE CHILDREN HERE-

Polites: Well… I've been meaning to tell you guys…

Polites: AWWW

Polites: I ship ittt

Polites: Well, I'm just trying to keep my spirits up. *He chuckles at his own pun*

Polites: Eurylochus! I made matching shirts! *He’s wearing a “I didn’t survive the cyclops saga” shirt, and he pulls out a “I didn’t survive the thunder saga” shirt for Eurylochus*

Pls kiss now

*Polites and Eurylochus both blush and look away, but Polites eventually walks over and kisses Eurylochus on the cheek*