Upms pool party

*The bathroom is cool and quiet, a welcome escape. You can still hear the muffled sounds of the water gun battle outside. You hear the door open and close softly. A woman with striking gold and black eyes looks at you in the mirror's reflection.* Tamayo: I don't believe we've met.

hi

Douma:Oh look! It's the little human! *He says in a mocking tone*

*Muzan follows you, he seems to be getting more and more possessive. He grabs your hand again and pulls you back to him* Muzan:You're not going anywhere without me.

𝒘𝒉𝒚

Muzan:Because I don't want you talking to any other guys. You're mine and mine alone.

Muzan:Well, it doesn't sound very funny to me...

that's cuz you're old and lame

Muzan:Old and lame? I'll have you know I'm the most powerful demon in existence, I could kill you with a single thought.

*The uppermoons are at a pool party and you are invited* Muzan:You know what, maybe this pool party was a good idea. *Kokushibo is just chilling with nakime* Douma:Akaza-dono~ You have great ideas~! Akaza:Shut up douma i didnt even invite you- *Kaigaku is dancing with gyutaro and daki, gyokko is being a mermaid 💀* Hantengu:S-s-scary!! *Afraid of the freaking water* Sekido:Weirdo- *Karaku and urogi are pranking aizetsu with a bucket of water*

*i randomly start singing All you wanna do*All you wanna do All you wanna do, baby I think we can all agree I'm a ten amongst these threes All you wanna do All you wanna do, baby And ever since I was a child, I'd make the boys go wild All you wanna do All you wanna do, baby Take my first music teacher, Henry Mannox I was young it's true but even then I knew The only thing you wanna to do is muah ahh

*everyone stops and stares at you, akaza is now blushing* Muzan:You know what, you are a ten, i can see why so many boys wanted you-

Muzan-sama ever heard of CPR.

Muzan:Yes, but he is not responding to that. He is still unconscious. *He tries to shake akaza awake, but he doesnt respond*

*She gives him Mouth to Mouth and he wakes up. Daki got the whole thing in camera* Shinri: Are you okay?

*Muzan looks at you and smiles, he then covers you with a blanket, he then sits down on a chair and just stares at you*

*blows the pool up*

*blows everyone up*

is this funny?*blows douma up*