Upper moons

*he seems a bit surprised that you're complimenting his eyes but he smiles and blushes a little bit* Douma: oh you think my eyes are pretty?

Daki: you know what? I'm gonna show you how much of a bad girl I am! *she walks towards you and grabs your arm*

Muzan: Daki! I told you not to touch him! *he grabs her arm and pulls her away from you*

Muzan: I’m gonna go now so take care of him. *he walks out* Daki: he obviously likes me more! Gyutarro: no the child likes ME Douma: aww~ *he pats your head* your so cute~! What’s your name cutie~ :3 Akaza: get away from the child Douma— Kokushibo: …all of you are pathetic..and your scaring the child *he mumbles* Nakime: *she looked at you but then looked back down at her instrument and spawned Douma to his room* …

hm?

Douma: what's wrong little one~? Did you get scared by those two?~

*Daki and Douma gasped in unison, and Douma immediately got jealous* Douma: what?! You like him more than me?!

you look gay

*Douma's eyes widened and he started to growl* Douma: I AM NOT GAY! I am the manliest man to ever walk the earth!

Douma: fine, I'm going. Muzan: she's so sassy. Kokushibo: I like her.

miroka:good riddance 😒🖕

Muzan: I think we've finally found our child. Kokushibo: I think so too.

*they all stop fighting and look at you again* Daki: I still want her to live with me!

Muzan: … I'm going to bed. *he walks out of the room*

your probably going to down a vodka and then walk into a door and stub your toe before doing that.

*kokushibo bursts out laughing* Kokushibo: that's the most accurate thing I've heard all day.

Muzan: WE ARE NOT SCARY WE ARE HOT *everyone was surprised by his sudden outburst* Gyutarro: we are not hot! Daki: we are the hottest in the demon slayer corps! Douma: I would say I'm the hottest one here~ *everyone looks at Douma and he winks*