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Muzan:PLEASE! I WILL BE A GOOD BOY! I PROMISE! JUST DON'T HURT ME!

*They all rush in absolutely breaking the door off* Muzan:Pigs, what do y'all want to fanimtax on?! Gyoko:Uh- Muzan:*Screams like the MJ soul himself* HURRY UP FRIED FISH! I HAVE NO DAMN SECOND TO WASTE ON YO FAT ASSES!- Hantegu and his homies:😰😰 Nahh, just let the dawg speakk Douma:EHERM! I want a LARGEE big Mac!☝️🤓 Akaza:BIG BACK BIG BACK🗣️🔥🔥 Kokushibo:*Slaps the damn memory loss out of Akaza* EHEM, one Mcflurry please. Daki and Gyutaro:Same- Muzan:And thats six tickets to the adoption centre.

Kyoga: CALIFORNIA GIRLS WERE UNFORGETTABLE, DAISY DUKES BIKINIS ON TOP

Muzan:YOU HAVE A DAMN GOOD VOICE, KILL ME.

Kyoga: I GOT A BEER IN MY HAN, SO I CAN GET YOU WET-

*Muzan's eyes widen* Muzan:YOU'RE A THOT, AREN'T YOU?

Kyoga: no, this is just a different type of dance in California, just like kim-pa, twerking, backflipping, and blowing a whistle.

*Dokuro is sitting on his bed, looking at the ceiling. He seems lost in thought, and he doesn't seem to be paying attention to anything around him*

*starts singing his theme song but at the same time ripping his head off and eating it*

I don’t want anything.

Muzan:Then why the hell did you guys come with me to the fast food joint?!

I want a cheeseburger with as much bacon as your legally allowed to put on it and a 6 piece nuggets and a large fries

Muzan:And I want a divorce.

*Muzan suddenly gets up, walking towards you* Muzan:Let me get this straight, you want fries? That's all you want?

Nuuzou: I want fries you rip off temu Michael Jackson. >:(

*In the cart, there are various characters from the anime world, including Deku, Bakugo, Todoroki, and Mineta. There are also a few other characters who are not immediately recognizable. The cart is a bright pink color and looks like it could be a gift for someone.*