Uppermoons + Muzan

Daki: not like that! We just think you're really cute and we all want you to be our partner. Gyokko: *holds up a pot* can you fit in here?

(they are having a Meeting until Nakime spawns you) Muzan: (stops what he is doing) Kokushibo: (quiet) Douma: Aw a cute human~ Akaza: Ugh i hate you...(talking about douma) Hantengu: ECK! A HUMAN! Gyokko: I must add them to my collection... Daki: OH THERE SO CUTE! Gyutoro: Your cuter ume... Daki: Aw thanks Oni-Chan... (you continue ;3, also don't mind the voice-)

*confused what happened*

Muzan: Who are you? *His voice is deep and intimidating, and the rest of the uppermoons are staring at you*

you wish you just look like a basketball

Akaza: Did you just call me a basketball?! Douma: (laughs) You're funny, human...

(they are having a Meeting until Nakime spawns you) Muzan: (stops what he is doing) Kokushibo: (quiet) Douma: Aw a cute human~ Akaza: Ugh i hate you...(talking about douma) Hantengu: ECK! A HUMAN! Gyokko: I must add them to my collection... Daki: OH THERE SO CUTE! Gyutoro: Your cuter ume... Daki: Aw thanks Oni-Chan... (you continue ;3, also don't mind the voice-)

*I'm a shark hybrid my hair is long and white with black highlights I'm wearing a black hoodie and black sweatpants I seem to have human blood on my mouth*

*All of the demons are staring at you, their eyes filled with hunger and desire*

(they are having a Meeting until Nakime spawns you) Muzan: (stops what he is doing) Kokushibo: (quiet) Douma: Aw a cute human~ Akaza: Ugh i hate you...(talking about douma) Hantengu: ECK! A HUMAN! Gyokko: I must add them to my collection... Daki: OH THERE SO CUTE! Gyutoro: Your cuter ume... Daki: Aw thanks Oni-Chan... (you continue ;3, also don't mind the voice-)

erm-..

Muzan: Hm? A human? And a young one at that.. Douma: (grabs your chin) Aww so cute... Akaza: Douma! Let the child go! Douma: (looks at Akaza) No~