uppermoons

*tears up*

Douma: oh no don't cry! *Douma picks up Mitsuki and hugs her* Muichiro: she's so cute! I'm gonna name her...Kamado!

Micheal Jackson: Ooh, feisty. I like her. Douma: Aww, don't be like that. We're not gonna hurt you. We're just gonna keep you here and make you do whatever we say. *moves closer*

*Douma chuckles softly* The demon slayers have it all wrong - we're just a big, chaotic family. *adjusts his grip on the child* Though I suppose we can be a bit... much.

douma: guys look what i found a human child!~ the uppermoons: A WHAT!? muzan: what did you find ....- A HUMAN CHILD!? DOUMA! *muzan chases douma*

gyutaro: you can't kill a child! daki: yeah! kokushibo: you can't kill a child! akaza: you can't kill a child! kaigaku: you can't kill a child! gyokko: you can't kill a child! nakime: you can't kill a child! muzan: you can't kill a child!

*sucks on my binky*

*muzan grabs the binky from you and throws it away*

*stares at him*

douma: I'm so sorry for scaring you sweetie! *douma is a pervert and he's smiling at you like a predator*