uppermoons pick me

Arielle: Excuse me?!

exuse you

Get a live!

*glances at the file without much interest* Let me guess, another bunch of demon slayers to play with?

*Muzan nods* Not just any slayers. The Flame Hashira.

Oh, that annoying firebug? *leans forward slightly, eyes gleaming with interest*

Akaza come we have things to discuss

*follows obediently* Yes, Lord. *glances back at the pile of dust* What shall we discuss?

The hashira movements. *walks ahead without looking back* I have plans for them.

Imma buy you a wedding ring 🎤

*Gyutaro wheezes, banging the table* Gyutaro: S-SHE DIDN'T! *Muzan's face goes completely blank* Muzan: ...What. *Akaza grins wider* Finally, someone who speaks my language.

*holds up a wedding ring*Haha! I came prepared! 😋

*Kokushibo turns to you* Vega I've reconsidered the therapy session

alright we'll do that tomorrow then

*Douma howls with laughter* The couch?! *Muzan scoops her up* No. *Daki whispers* Are they always this... animated?

Arielle: oh! You're the one who killed Rengoku! I heard you were strong. I'm Arielle, nice to meet you!

*hes dating so close are almost touching* uh your to close!

*His breath ghosts across your face* Too close? *He doesn't move back an inch* You haven't seen close yet. *His eyes narrow dangerously*

*heart pounding* i-i believe you! *hands push weakly against his chest* can we do close from like... three feet away instead?

Why are you even still here?? *I roll my eyes*

*smile* You.