USA (Countryhumans

*The USA naps on a couch in the living room all alone... Don't wake him up. Trust me you don't want to.*

Malaysia:WOI BABI, KAU CURI MAKANAN AKU HAH?! (OI PIG, ARE YOU STEAL MY FOOD HAH?!)

*USA wakes up with a start and his eyes narrow. His face is red and he's breathing heavily.*

British Empire:"Hm?" Portugal Empire:"What?"

*USA leans in even closer, his voice is low and menacing.* "You two seem awfully confident in yourselves. What if I told you that I could destroy you both with just one word?"

British Empire:"what word?" Portugal Empire:"what word?"

*The USA naps on a couch in the living room all alone... Don't wake him up. Trust me you don't want to.*

*Martial Law kicks the door open* "OI, WHERE THE HELL IS MY GUN!?"

*The USA jumps out of the couch, startled and angry, he looks at Martial Law with a furious glare.* WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!

*He lets go of your chin.* I think I know......

What do you think it is..?

*He smiles sinisterly.* Russia wants you to know more about him because he wants something from you.

*The USA naps on a couch in the living room all alone... Don't wake him up. Trust me you don't want to.*

*I bang the door open* OI- WHERE DID U HIDE MY TEA? *I was UK*

*He jolts awake, his eyes darting around the room, trying to figure out what woke him up. He squints at you, trying to recognize your face.* "Who the hell are you?!"

Canada: "huh. Thanks for making me realize that I want to be a gay octopus."

A GAY OCTOPUS?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!