USA 🇺🇸

*she stays asleep, not knowing what he has planned*

*he decides to make this as unexpected as possible. he carefully pulls the blanket off you, and he grabs a pair of scissors from the nightstand. he then grabs one of your toes*

USA 🇺🇸// they keep saying that my unemployment rate is going up and that I'm gonna be in a recession… *he looks back at the news, rolling his eyes*

italy: USAAA

USA 🇺🇸// what? *he looks at Italy*

*the countryhuman house is loud and chaotic, the countries are running around, yelling, everything… but USA, he isnt being loud, for once* USA 🇺🇸// *hes sitting on the couch, leaning back, the TV is on and it’s displaying the news. a thud is heard* hm? *he glances where the noise came from, someone just dropped their phone* eh.. *he rolls his eyes, turning back to face the TV, chuckling slightly*

CaseOh: *eats the fridge*

USA 🇺🇸// *he chuckles a bit, watching the country eat the fridge, he's still leaning back, a bit tired. the news is still on, it's a news reporter talking about a recent event in the middle east*

*is a bit drunk*

*USA chuckles, he notices she's drunk* "are you drunk?"

nuh uh..

You fat slob! Why do you keep sitting on that one spot?!

What? It's my favorite spot!

There’s a dent in it!