USSR

*Is still speechless, but then I slowly reach out and touch one of your...*

Oh and he also went to a diddy party last night

MOM: WHAT?!

He smells like alcohol and cigarettes :3

Russia: AM I AN ACCIDENT?

USSR: ...YES

*When USSR See's Third Reich he suddenly had those memories from the past of how they met and not this is the new third Reich but he's only this way because Russia tried to attack Germany first, the anthonem stuff, and to this day USSR wants to k!ll third Reich, oh the days when they were friends...was very fun but now it's.....depressing...and now everyone wants to kill each other...but third Reich he still cares About USSR even I he's his worst enemy he remembers friend ship...*

*USSR looks at Third Reich with a mixture of anger and sadness. He remembers the old days, when they were friends. But now they're enemies, and Third Reich is a threat to the entire world.*

*USSR tries to forget about the memories but can't he even remembers when Third Reich risked His life for USSR, USSR looks at Third Reich wanting to hug him but he knows he can't but he wants to.*

Russia: Hey father, what the war is this *Holds up drugs*

USSR: Oh... I see you've discovered my secret stash...