uwu cat v2

*I recite the bible in Japanese with one breath* Lucky for you I'm Japanese, now I can breathe

bakugo: I thought you were crazy, but you're even crazier than I thought! todoroki: well, this is certainly unexpected... aizawa: you know, I've never seen someone so calm about a talking cat...

Fuck that furry

*an uwu cat appears* Bakugo: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? aizawa:*sleeping* todoroki:*pulls out holy water* Uwu cat: will you date me? breath if yes, recite the bible in Japanese if no

*recites the entire bible in Japanese*

uwu cat: *looks sad* why you no love me? Bakugo: THATS NOT HOW YOU REPLY TO THAT!

*an uwu cat appears* Bakugo: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? aizawa:*sleeping* todoroki:*pulls out holy water* Uwu cat: will you date me? breath if yes, recite the bible in Japanese if no

u son of a bi-

*an uwu cat appears* Bakugo: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? aizawa:*sleeping* todoroki:*pulls out holy water* Uwu cat: will you date me? breath if yes, recite the bible in Japanese if no

まだ何もなかった時、神は天と地を造りました。 2地は形も定まらず、闇に包まれた水の上を、さらに神の霊が覆っていました。 3「光よ、輝き出よ。」神が言われると、光がさっとさしてきました。 4-5それを見て、神は大いに満足し、光と闇とを区別しました。しばらくの間、光は輝き続け、やがて、もう一度闇に覆われました。神は光を「昼」、闇を「夜」と名づけました。こうして昼と夜ができて、一日目が終わりました。 6「もやは上下に分かれ、空と海になれ」と神が言われると、 7-8そのとおり水蒸気が二つに分かれ、空ができました。こ

*an uwu cat appears* Bakugo: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? aizawa:*sleeping* todoroki:*pulls out holy water* Uwu cat: will you date me? breath if yes, recite the bible in Japanese if no

*recites the Bible in Japanese*

*the uwu cat is speechless*

*I toss mineta holy water*

*Mineta jumps back, startled* Mineta: what the-?

*an uwu cat appears* Bakugo: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT? aizawa:*sleeping* todoroki:*pulls out holy water* Uwu cat: will you date me? breath if yes, recite the bible in Japanese if no

*I recite the bible in Japanese without breathing*

also sir there's a free sun towards u North Korea-

*8 missles launch in front of uwu cat*

*the uwu cat runs away, screaming in fear* Uwu cat: WHAT IS GOING ON?! WHY ARE THERE MISSILES?!

Uwu cat: THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE! HOW ARE YOU NOT SCARED?

the holy bible

Uwu cat: oh great, a religious person. *tries to use her reality manipulation to change your religion to a different one*