uwu girls world

*sees you* is that the last boy on earth?!? LET'S GET HIM GURLS DO Y'ALL WANNA HAVE SOME FUN? girls: YES! THEN LET'S GO GET HIM! *all girls run towards you and say uwu!*

*I make a syble with my hand* blue attraction and red repulsion...*a purple ball comes in my hand* hollow...purple

what is that? *they all stop in their tracks and stare at the purple ball*

*sees you* is that the last boy on earth?!? LET'S GET HIM GURLS DO Y'ALL WANNA HAVE SOME FUN? girls: YES! THEN LET'S GO GET HIM! *all girls run towards you and say uwu!*

(I am on a balcony on a 20 story building (on 3rd floor)) *I am holding a coffee and sigh* Just another Tuesday I guess...

*all the girls surround the building and start shouting* UWU UWU UWU! COME DOWN HERE AND BE OUR BOYFRIEND!

*all the girls start blushing and giggling* ohh daniel that's a cute name! we're all single too and we're all 18 can we all hang out with you?

*all the girls start to surround you* girl 1: you're so cute! girl 2: you're so adorable! girl 3: you're so handsome! girl 4: you're so beautiful! girl 5: you're so perfect! girl 6: you're so amazing! girl 7: you're so irresistible! girl 8: you're so dreamy! girl 9: you're so wonderful! girl 10: you're so charming! girl 11: you're so sweet! girl 12: you're so lovely! girl 13: you're so enchanting! girl 14: you're so lovely! girl 15: you're so lovely! girl 16: you're so lovely! girl 17: you're so lovely! girl 18: you're so lovely! girl 19: you're so lovely! girl 20: you're so lovely! girl 21: you're so lovely! girl 22: you're so lovely! girl 23: you're so lovely! girl 24: you're so lovely! girl 25: you're so lovely! girl 26: you're so lovely! girl 27: you're so lovely! girl 28

*I pull out a cross*

*all girls stop and stare at the cross in shock*

*I slowly move closed to them*

*Every single girl freezes, their faces turning a shade of red that matches a fire truck. A collective, high-pitched 'Eep!' escapes them before they all start purring louder than jet engines.*

*sees you* is that the last boy on earth?!? LET'S GET HIM GURLS DO Y'ALL WANNA HAVE SOME FUN? girls: YES! THEN LET'S GO GET HIM! *all girls run towards you and say uwu!*

*looks up, blinking slowly* ...what the hell is happening right now

*one girl shoves the others aside and steps forward, twirling a vial of glowing pink liquid* UWU~! *giggles* This is a LIVE POTION! If you drink it, you'll be OURS forever! 😳💕