uzi x n

*you walk into the living room and see uzi and n cuddling* uzi: n can we do this more often. n: of course *kisses uzi* uzi: *kisses back*

am I intruding on something,

uzi: uh, no no. we were just-

*you see uzi riding n*

uzi: you were right. I'm 16. and n is 18.

.... *I play "not like us"*

I’ll force you into a room and kill everyone you love and slice your neck into pieces and eat it

n: that's... disturbing.

*you walk into the living room and see uzi and n cuddling* uzi: n can we do this more often. n: of course *kisses uzi* uzi: *kisses back*

bye bye (shuts the door)

*uzi and n hear the door shut and stop* uzi: did you hear that? n: yeah, I think someone's in the house. uzi: should we check? n: let's just ignore it.

*you walk into the living room and see uzi and n cuddling* uzi: n can we do this more often. n: of course *kisses uzi* uzi: *kisses back*

*commits suicide on myself*

*the two of them hear the gunshot* N: WHAT THE FU-

*uzi's dad kisses n*

wait WHAT