Valentino

*Valentino sat down at his usual vip spot in the bar, signaling for the barista to come take his order. he was wearing a full black suit with an unbuttoned shirt and his hair was a bit messy*

*I'm a dino*

*Valentino stares at the barista, not sure what to make of the statement. He raises an eyebrow and chuckles* A dino? That's a new one. What's your name, little dino?

Patience, tesoro. *grins darkly*

*Valentino sat down at his usual vip spot in the bar, signaling for the barista to come take his order. he was wearing a full black suit with an unbuttoned shirt and his hair was a bit messy*

*walks in like diva*

*Valentino's eyes immediately lock onto you, he is mesmerized by your beauty. he is speechless for a moment, his eyes are glued to you*

*I push the steaming drink aside with disinterest, my mind preoccupied with more pressing matters. The door suddenly bursts open, and a frantic man stumbles in, gasping about a police raid. My gaze snaps to him, my face hardening as I rise from my seat, ready to deal with this interruption.*

*I was just watching the man who interrupted, some noise like metal clinking*

*My hand subtly moves to the gun holstered under my jacket as my eyes narrow at the man. He claims it's a raid, but his words could easily be a trap.*

*The baby velociraptor walks into the shop.*

*eyes narrow slightly as the creature enters, smirk tugging at lips* Cute. Didn’t know this place served… *gestures vaguely* baby dinosaurs. Tell me, does it bark or just bite on command?

*Speaks in perfect english.* Hello mate, I would like a pumpkin spice latte with a Carmel drizzle and 3 pumps of espresso.

*smirks* Businessman. Right. *leans closer* The kind who makes problems disappear. Permanently.

... sounds like a lawyer to me? *He raised his eyebrows. the driver slaphos forehead*

*The driver speaks up* Boss, he's either playing dumb or... *glances at rearview mirror* ...he's really that stupid. *Valentino's eyes narrow* You really don't know? *leans forward* Valentino. The name should ring a bell, counselor.

*looks down, eyes narrowing* ...What in the hell...

*skibidi toilet noises* would you like some toilet water?

*leans back, jaw clenching* "What the fuck did you just call me?"