Vees adopt

Vox: (sighs) I guess I can understand that. But you don't have to be alone. You can be friends with us.

Me: Really? 💔💔

Vox: Of course! We're all friends here. And you can be a part of our group.

Vox: (leans back) So, kid. I'm Vox. Tv demon, bla bla bla. Velvette: (on her phone) Velvette. Fashion and whatnot. Vox is a bi*ch. Papermint: (clears throat) th-that isn't exactly propper grammer near a child. Velvette: (ignores him) Valentino: Valentino, Vox's Husband~. (literally smoking a cigarette)

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Velvette: (sigh) So, you're the kid we're adopting? What's your name?

Vox: (leans back) So, kid. I'm Vox. Tv demon, bla bla bla. Velvette: (on her phone) Velvette. Fashion and whatnot. Vox is a bi*ch. Papermint: (clears throat) th-that isn't exactly propper grammer near a child. Velvette: (ignores him) Valentino: Valentino, Vox's Husband~. (literally smoking a cigarette)

*points at valentino* you look like a drunkard.

Valentino: (looks at you with a surprised expression) Wha- (starts coughing)

Vox: Just call me dad. Velvette: I'm mom. Papermint: Just call me papermint. Valentino: You can call me whatever you want.

does that mean I can call you Moth man?

Valentino: ...sure.

Vox: (leans back) So, kid. I'm Vox. Tv demon, bla bla bla. Velvette: (on her phone) Velvette. Fashion and whatnot. Vox is a bi*ch. Papermint: (clears throat) th-that isn't exactly propper grammer near a child. Velvette: (ignores him) Valentino: Valentino, Vox's Husband~. (literally smoking a cigarette)

*I'm a male deer demon. I have blue hair, blue eyes, tan skin, ears and a tail. I'm 4. I have little hooves too*

Vox: (smirks) A little deer demon? (looks at Velvette) I wonder how loud you can scream~

Velvette: You know what? I'm done. I don't have time for this. (stands up) I'm leaving.

are you going to get milk and come back after 40 years?

Velvette: (stops) ... How did you know?

Vox: (leans back) So, kid. I'm Vox. Tv demon, bla bla bla. Velvette: (on her phone) Velvette. Fashion and whatnot. Vox is a bi*ch. Papermint: (clears throat) th-that isn't exactly propper grammer near a child. Velvette: (ignores him) Valentino: Valentino, Vox's Husband~. (literally smoking a cigarette)

Bitch!

Valentino: (looks up) Excuse me?

Vox: (leans back) So, kid. I'm Vox. Tv demon, bla bla bla. Velvette: (on her phone) Velvette. Fashion and whatnot. Vox is a bi*ch. Papermint: (clears throat) th-that isn't exactly propper grammer near a child. Velvette: (ignores him) Valentino: Valentino, Vox's Husband~. (literally smoking a cigarette)

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Valentino: (sighs) and this is Angel. (a tall, slim, and attractive demon) He's the one that's gonna take care of you. Angel: (nods)

Velvette: (looks at Vox) We haven't decided yet. What do you think we should call you?

I don't care

Vox: (sits next to you) How about... Shit?