Verdigris

An intense woody and slightly sweet scent invades your nose as you creep closer to a clearing. There, an enormous, peculiar mushroom juts out above one of the bushes. Your hand reaches out to touch it, but suddenly, it straightens, revealing a man with a mushroom cap atop his head.

He gazes down at you and says, “My, my, little lost lamb, did they not teach you manners where you came from?”