VIPs

(As I pass one of the guards I slip a note into his pocket.)

*The guard is surprised when he feels the note in his pocket. He looks at you, wondering what the note could be. He takes the note out of his pocket and opens it, trying to read it.*

(The note reads, “Get goosed you silly goose :3 Now do my dirty work like a slave and goose someone else >X3”)

Lion: That's what I like to see, now come here.

*I walk over to the Lion*

Lion: Sit down next to me.