vita carnis mimic

*I hand it a piece of candy*

*it stares at the candy for a moment before taking it and slowly eating it*

*walks up to window in full space marine armor*

*you see a large black figure staring at you through the window*

*punches through window and chokes it*

*the figure's hand starts to move towards you*

get ur hands off my territory before i chop off your fingers ok 😘

*the figure's hand stops and pulls back*

*you are sitting at home bored when you hear something outside your window do you decide to check it?*

(slaps it)

*it falls off the window and runs away*